Sep 02nd
92,094 notes

foulmouthedliberty:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.

this is real

Sep 02nd
162,529 notes

tigermisu:

mario party more like if you steal one more of my stars i’ll fucking murder you

Sep 02nd
900,058 notes

if lucifer needs someones consent to enter their body then so do you

Sep 02nd
279,824 notes

neverrwhere:

patunes:

either i

  • dont have enough followers to get hate

or i

  • am perfect and therefore yall dont have anything to complain about

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Sep 02nd
530,855 notes
my mom: it's 11 go to sleep
me: actually its 10:58
Sep 02nd
354,209 notes

tuc-ficprompts:

malicemidnight:

sapphirebones:

jaacknasty:

Probably the best 6 seconds ever. 

i fucking lost it

fUC K

OMG IM LAUGHING SO HARD RN HIS FACE WAS ONE OF PURE TERROR OHMYGOD

Sep 02nd
185,772 notes

hoemama:

wailtothethief:

Fuck I’m walking downtown and I pass a group of guys staring at me and I think “great catcall time” but then one guy goes “you look like you could kill a man a million different ways with just your bare hands”. This. This is an acceptable comment to give a girl on the street.

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Sep 02nd
385,090 notes

horse-ebook:

darrynek:

*picks up banana* hello

your son. he is dead

Sep 02nd
453,931 notes

karla-world:

I don’t care how hot you are, if your personality is shit your physical appearance automatically means nothing

Sep 02nd
290,966 notes

uglyvevo:

i wish noah had swatted the two mosquitoes from his ark